Ricardo's MLB Giveaway Ideas
Here at the MLB Fan Cave, a few of us have been debating about which MLB team has the greatest giveaway/promo this upcoming season. Tears were wept, names were called (RICKY MAST IS A BUM!) and friendships were almost broken. After throwing each other into the Cave Monster and basically destroying the place, I took it upon myself to take a stab at creating some giveaways for some teams. AND THAT'S NOT ALL! Since us Cave Dwellers have absolute terrible taste in comedy, we've decided to initiate the first ever BAD PUNDAY! (Get it. See what we did there? Cause it's Sunday.) So I bring to you, some made-up promos followed by extremely worse puns. Enjoy! Or not. You probably won't like it.
Oakland A's - Stomper Squirt Gun: One of the few promotional items that you won't have to worry about getting wet. I say that because elephants usually have their trunks on. Yes, that just happened.
Detroit Tigers - Alex Avila Glove with Giant Hole in the Middle: One day, Verlander is gonna throw a fastball that rips through Avila's glove. When this happens, this promo better follow suit. I think it'll catcher on. PUN!
San Francisco Giants - Brian Wilson Night Light: Let me shed some light on this (kind of a stretch). I can't imagine a scarier sight to see than Wilson's beard and eyes lit up in your room. Ok, I lied. These puns are actually terrifying.
Atlanta Braves - Michael Bourn Bobble-legs: The man was BOURN to run (Why do I keep doing puns?)! The only person I know who runs faster than Bourn is me when I see a pizza stand.
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim - Mike Trout Fishing Rod: When this kid eventually goes upstream to the Bigs (TERRIBLE PUN, I KNOW!), be sure to reel him in for an autograph. Two terrible puns. I hate myself.
Boston Red Sox - Bobby Valentine Fake Mustache and Glasses: Come on, an ejection is already in the works for Valentine. Let's just get ready for the inevitable. Plus, we mustache him questions about that infamous game when he stops by the cave.
So let's hear what you got! Think you have what it takes to make up your own promo? Be sure to tweet me @iBlogBetter and @MLBFanCave or even post on the MLB Fan Cave Facebook page to see what kind of promotions you can think of. Triple points for terrible pun. Get your prank on today! #BadPunDay